Today I discovered that if you want to insult someone but don't want to sound like a complete bitch, you just add five magic words at the end of your rant: "Yeah, that Alicia girl is so weird. She wears combat boots with a mini and fingerless gloves. She has like no fashion sense whatsoever. Like where was she raised? In an alley by incestuous, genetic dead end vagrants?...I'm sure she's nice, though."