Terrorists are Nice
Today I discovered that if you want to insult someone but don't want to sound like a complete bitch, you just add five magic words at the end of your rant: "Yeah, that Alicia girl is so weird. She wears combat boots with a mini and fingerless gloves. She has like no fashion sense whatsoever. Like where was she raised? In an alley by incestuous, genetic dead end vagrants?...I'm sure she's nice, though."
I'd love anybody to send my combat boots because I can't find them in my home town. :)
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